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ostracizedpoodle:

no one actually masturbates it’s just a running joke and if you do you’re sick

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

queerchesters:

arterialspurt:

queerchesters:

fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.

you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping

(via anidioticblogger)

holytate:

*waits for puberty to turn me hot until i’m 43*

(Source: koolaicl, via perks-of-being-chinese)

asmilinggoddess:

the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

xgenepositive:

nosdrinker:

no dog should ever be homeless

no home should ever be dogless

(Source: nosdrinker, via anidioticblogger)