things that are enjoyable:
- showers
things that are not enjoyable:
- getting in the shower
- getting out of the shower
(via fucking-you-in-my-mind)
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
(via anidioticblogger)
The best road rage I’ve ever seen was this girl screaming out of her car window “I hope you don’t fuck like you drive!” I still think about that sometimes.
(via fuckyeahloldemort)
