no one actually masturbates it’s just a running joke and if you do you’re sick
fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card
I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.
you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping
*waits for puberty to turn me hot until i’m 43*
the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.